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  • "Women should be obscene and not heard."
    - Groucho Marx

  • "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
    - Mark Twain

  • "As Miss America, my goal is to bring peace to the entire world and then get my own appartment."
    - Jay Leno

  • "Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
    - Rupert Hughes

  • "Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."
    - Will Durst

  • "The people I'm getting furious with are the women's liberationists. They keep getting on their soapboxes proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept quiet or it ruins the whole racket."
    - Anita Loos

  • "Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands."
    - Ambrose Bierce

  • "Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
    - Mark Twain

  • "Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
    - Sean Williamson

  • "The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots."
    - Rebecca West

  • "When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"
    - Edith Evans

  • "Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
    - Sigmund Freud

  • "Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
    - Jeffrey Bernard

  • "No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
    - Seymour Hicks

  • "A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
    - Groucho Marx

  • "Even if man could understand women he still wouldn't believe it."
    - A.W. Brown

  • "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
    - H.L. Mencken

  • "When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

  • "Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
    - Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)

  • "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
    - Erica Jong

  • "Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

  • "Women add zest to the unlicenced hours."
    - Allen Thomas

  • "I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
    - Rebecca West

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