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  • "When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
    - Leo Tolstoy

  • "Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy."
    - C Kennedy

  • "It was a man's world. Then Eve arrived."
    - Richard Armour

  • "Women who can do. Those who can't become feminists."
    - Bobby Riggs

  • "A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate each other."
    - H.L. Mencken

  • "Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them."
    - Oscar Wilde

  • "Women are an alien race set down among us."
    - John Updike

  • "A woman's place is in the wrong."
    - James Thurber

  • "As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
    - Oscar Wilde

  • "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
    - Dolly Parton

  • "One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
    - Charlotte Rampling

  • "When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
    - H.L. Mencken

  • "Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
    - Thomas Edison

  • "If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
    - Aristotle Onassis

  • "Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of most women. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
    - Ivern Boyett

  • "An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
    - Agatha Christie

  • "When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names."
    - Kin Hubbard

  • "Most women are not as young as they are painted."
    - Max Beerbohm

  • "Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

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